Sunday, November 04, 2007

Coppers and Choppers

Sat. afternoon.

Ding-Dong.

MC: (opens door) Good afternoon.
Officer: Hello. Could you tell me if this is where Mr. Catman lives? And is he home?
MC: Yes, he does, but you just missed. He has been helping his friend move all day.
Officer: Does he drive a black car?
MC: Yes.
Officer: Does his friend drive a silver car?
MC: Yes. What is this about?
Officer: Oh, he's not in trouble. I would just like to speak with him. Here's my card. If you could just have him call me either today or tomorrow, I would appreciate it. And you are related to him, how?
MC: (stammers)
Officer: His wife? Sister? Mother?
MC: No, I'm his wife.
Officer: Okay. If you could just have him call me, I'd appreciate it.
MC: Sure thing, no problem.
MC:

2 comments:

Randy K said...

Don't leave all 3 of us in suspense...

What did you lesser half do?

Mrs.Catman said...

Uh, apparently, the lady who cut him off and then he cut her off went and complained to the police.

Lets the wind out of your sails, eh?