Showing posts with label pregnant. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pregnant. Show all posts

Thursday, January 03, 2008

Are you pregnant?

No, just fat, now get the hell out of my way. WTF? C'mon people. You suck asking that question. Why not ask me if I'd like a fork in my eye? I'd prefer to answer yes to that. Get the hint?

Took advantage of the new day despite the lingering pissed-offedness. Also, for some reason, woke up at 3:00AM, wide awake. Awesome.

Today's mile ran in: 11:03
Ah well, ya gotta start somewhere. And that's better than a week ago. :)

Did 1 mile, walked a lap then
2 laps
15 pushups
20 crunches
15 UDAT
10 (*2) front lunges
Repeat above *3.

2 laps
15 bicep curls
15 side raises
15 tricep extensions side
15 tricep extensions overhead
Repeat above *2.

2 laps
15 shoulder lifts
15 side raises
20 quick abs
Repeat above *2.

Stretched.

I'm wondering if I should start counting the laps at the beginning and do more before the bootcampy part. Ah well, I'll figure it out.

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Into the moonlight...the serious moonlight

"Let's Dance"

Stuck in my head.

While shifting around the hospital today, I saw a family walk in. Dad and Mom looked about 35-40, son looked about 8-9, daughter looked about 10 or 12. Someone else was with them, but I didn't get a glimpse. Perhaps grandma?

Anyways, I noticed the daughter because, well, I thought she was a bit pudgier than the rest, and she wasn't standing up straight so her gut stuck out. As I passed them, I heard her dad talking about her ultrasound and realized that she was pregnant!

Additionally, on my way home, I didn't let a car out the parking lot in front of me because the traffic was moving. I thought the person behind me was talking with his hands at me a lot, and I kept thinking, "You're not getting your slow car in front of me, buddy." Well, after waiting at a stoplight further ahead, I realized he wasn't gesturing towards me, he was gesturing towards his passenger. They were signing to each other!

So not only am I calling the pregnant girl fat, but I'm being pissy towards the persons with disabilities. I need to get my act together. Sheesh!

I'm such a jerk today.